A favorite pastime of the girls is to play doctor and daddy just happens to be one of their favorite patients.
This particular day Dave was having surgery to take out the snakes and scorpions that had died inside him. The snakes were in his stomache and the scorpions were in his leg, He had a broken toe, there were live snakes and scorpions in his head and his arm was bleeding for some unkown reason. Danica was the doctor, Whitney was the nurse and she was documenting with picutres. The doctor had to be reminded that the patient needed anesthesia before she started operating so the patient wasn't too sure he was going to come out of it okay.
Some fun "docotor" quotes.
Danica "You're very sick you're temp is 24 degrees" Dave "what's normal doctor?" Danica "9"
Danica, "If I squeeze this and blow air into you, you'll feel better."
Danica, "Mom let me listen to your heart I need to see if it's beaping"
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